Step 1: Build bin from pallets found near random dumpster (or wherever else you can get them for free.)
Step 2: Put yer stuff in.
Step 3: Cover over with straw or hay, repeat until bin full, build new bin and start with step 1. After this bin has waited a year, use compost. Enjoy!
See, it's just that easy. Leave a comment if you have any questions, comments, or snide remarks.