I want this dog.

I'll name him "HOLY CRAP LOOK AT THOSE TEETH COMING AT ME IN THE DARK!!!"
or
"WTF"
or
"WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP"
or
"Nappy Dog"
or
"The Dredded Woof"
or
"Rasta-Dawg"
or
"Marley" (yeah, you know)
or
"Lenny Kravitz in the 90's"
or
"Rope Monster"
or
"The Hound of the Marijuanavilles"

That'll be all, thank you.
WiredForStereo